thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

(via seethepartytheballgowns)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

(via herlastword)

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

(via youcankeep-me)

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

(via itseasytoremember)

hooves-to-fly:

ss-sebastianstan:

"horses are such majestic creatures!"

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YES

(via youcankeep-me)

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

The state of South Carolina is not an animal

(Source: heyworlditsmematthew, via ruinedchildhood)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via best-of-text-posts)

imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

(via officialwhitegirls)

(Source: cokepulp, via stayy0ungandwild)

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(Source: wesleyaccola, via outside-reality)

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

(via la-luna-xo)